While the Prez is still sunning his buns in Hawaii, a few things still puzzle me about the attempted Terrorist attack on Christmas Day.

For instance, why did it take 3 full hours for his Staff to wake the President when the news broke of an attempted Terror attack aboard NWA Flt. 253 - especially when initial calls from Reporters suggested there was not one, but two, attacks in progress.  And why did it take the President 3 days to respond to the American people about the threat?

William Tate over at The American Thinker blog has come up with what took Obama so long...

Top Ten reasons Obama would claim for taking so long to respond to attempted Terror attack:

10.  My teleprompter was on vacation last week.

9.  Polishing a Nobel Prize takes longer than you think.

8.  It was Bush's fault. (Hey, it worked last year.)

7.  The waves here in Hawaii are bitchin', dude.

6.  Janet Napolitano said the system worked great, even if I couldn't get email on my Blackberry for a while there.

5.  This sort of thing just ain't supposed to happen on my watch.

4.  It was Bush's fault.

3.  Axelrod never told me I'd have to work holidays.

2.  I was busy celebrating Festivus.

And the Number One excuse Obama can give for taking so long to respond to the attempted attack on Northwest Flight 253:

1.  I was busy looking for my birth certificate.